Bullshit Repellent - Naughty Candle
"Bullshit Repellent - Helps to prevent and de-sensitize against chronic BS"
Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by bullshit? Are you tired of dealing with the same old crap day in and day out? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect solution for you - the "Bullshit Repellent" candle!
This candle is specially designed to help prevent and de-sensitize you against chronic BS. Be transported to a magical land of zen where you can peacefully bask in the aroma and forget about all the nonsense happening around you.
Whether you're dealing with a co-worker who can't stop talking about their weekend plans, a friend who always has an excuse for everything, or just general life drama, this candle will be your trusty sidekick in the battle against BS. Just light it up, take a deep breath, and let the calming scent work its magic.
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
- Long burn times - 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
- Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
- Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
- Free shipping - over $100
And the best part? You can proudly display the "Bullshit Repellent" label for all to see, letting them know that you mean business when it comes to cutting out the crap. So, what are you waiting for? Order now and start living a life free of bullshit!
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
We would like to express our sincere appreciation for your support and for choosing to shop with us.
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Apple Jack: Fresh apples
Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon
Cinnamon Caramel: Cinnamon & Caramel
Cinnamon Vanilla: Cinnamon & Vanilla
Coconut Cream: Butter cream, coconut, creme caramel, vanilla cream, sugar
Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries
Duck Farts: Berries, bergamot, clove, lilies & hint of vanilla
Fresh Linen: Linen
Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal
Golden Tangerine: Neroli, orange, pineapple, raspberries, hint of gardenia
Lavender: Lavender
Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat
Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk
Peppermint: Peppermint
Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit
Pine: Pine & Birch
Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream
Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream
Unscented
