Naughty Candles by Naughty Wickers
Naughty Candles by Naughty Wickers
Tired of candles that just sit there and smell pretty? Want a candle that's as sassy and sarcastic as you are? Look no further than our collection of naughty candles with all the sass & crass a person could ask for.
Our naughty candles aren't just about the scents - they're about sending a message. Whether you're feeling extra salty or just need to let someone know they're being a pain in the ass, our candles have got you covered.
With sayings like "Bad Ass Bitch," "I think you're an Asshole," and "Gettin' Lit" you can let your candle do the talking for you. And if you're feeling particularly feisty, try our "My Last F@ck" candle - it's perfect for those days when you just can't deal.
But don't worry, our candles aren't just rude - they also smell amazing. From "Butt Naked" to "Monkey Farts," our scents are just as bold and sassy as our sayings.
So if you're ready to light up your life with some attitude, try our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
Beth Dutton - Naughty Candle
"Beth Dutton" - smells like....smokin', drinkin', cussin', & ball bustin'. One badass bitch! Yeehaw, folks! If you're a fan of Yellowstone's fiercest character, Beth Dutton, then you're in for a treat. Introducing the "Beth Dutton" candle, the perfect way to...
$25.00
My Last Fuck - Naughty Candle
"My Last Fuck, Ooooo....look it's on fire." Looking for a candle that will help you say goodbye to all the drama and stress in your life? Look no further than our "My Last Fuck, Ooooo....look it's on fire" candle! Choose...
$26.00
Welcome to the Shit Show - Naughty Candle
"Welcome to the Shit Show - I hope you brought alcohol" Are you tired of pretending like everything is okay when clearly it's not? Are you ready to embrace the chaos and make the best out of a crappy situation?...
$26.00
Light when the Dog Farts - Naughty Candle
"Light when the Dog Farts" Introducing the revolutionary "Light when the Dog Farts" candle! Finally, a candle that captures the true essence of life with a furry, four-legged friend. Better than naming your dog "Sir Farts-a-lot", it's a brave way...
$26.00
My Favourite Bitch - Naughty Candle
"My Favourite Bitch - who I love bitching about other bitches with." The perfect way to celebrate that special someone in your life who you love bitching about other bitches with. This candle is the ultimate tribute to the friend...
$26.00
Bad Ass Bitch - Naughty Candle
"Bad Ass Bitch - Smells like awesomeness, a dash of romance and shit ton of bad behavior." Because let's face it, sometimes you just need to embrace your inner badass and let loose! This candle is the perfect accessory for...
$26.00
Bullshit Repellent - Naughty Candle
"Bullshit Repellent - Helps to prevent and de-sensitize against chronic BS" Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by bullshit? Are you tired of dealing with the same old crap day in and day out? Well, fear not my friend, because...
$26.00
I think you're an Asshole - Naughty Candle
"I think you're an asshole, but mom said I had to get you a gift" This asshole candle is sure to make an unforgettable impression on anyone who receives it. With its bold and unapologetic message, this candle is the...
$26.00
My Last Nerve - Naughty Candle
"My Last Nerve, ooooo... look it's on fire." Introducing "My Last Nerve" candle, the perfect way to release your tension and let it all burn away. With its soothing scent and the satisfying flicker of flames, this candle is sure...
$26.00
Gettin' Lit - Naughty Candle
"Gettin' Lit - Smells like day drinking, questionable behavior and other poor ideas." This sassy candle is perfect for those who appreciate the idea of day drinking, questionable behavior, and all those other poor ideas that make life so exciting! Paired...
$26.00
I Don't Speak Dipshit - Naughty Candle
Calling all fans of Yellowstone! Are you tired of dealing with people who just don't get it? Do you want to channel your inner Beth Dutton and let the world know that you don't speak dipshit? Well, we've got just...
$26.00
Light when Dad Farts - Naughty Candle
"Light when Dad Farts" Behold, the candle that's here to save your nostrils from your dad's infamous gas attacks - the "Light when Dad Farts" candle! This naughty candle is not only a source of sweet fragrance, but also a...
$26.00
What the Fucculent - Naughty Candle
"What the Fucculent - for when life can succ it" Are you feeling a little prickly about life lately? Do you find yourself struggling to deal with all the BS that gets thrown your way? Well, have no fear my...
$26.00
I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper - Naughty Candle
"I work harder than an ugly stripper" Are you tired of feeling undervalued and underappreciated for all your hard work? Are you ready to show the world that you're a force to be reckoned with? Look no further, because this...
$26.00
Please Excuse the Mess - Naughty Candle
"Please Excuse the Mess - Our standards have lowered with each child." Do you have kids? Are you tired of constantly apologizing for the mess they leave behind? Look no further, because we have the perfect solution for you -...
$26.00
Sexy Time - Naughty Candle
"Sexy Time - Smells like you're getting laid" Are you tired of lighting boring candles that smell like vanilla or lavender? Look no further, because we have the candle that's going to take your sexy time to the next level...
$26.00
Crazy Cat Lady - Naughty Candle
"Crazy Cat Lady" Are you the type of person who would rather spend a Friday night at home with your feline friends than go out and socialize with actual humans? Do you have more cat hair on your clothes than...
$26.00
Zero Fucks Given - Naughty Candle
"Zero Fucks Given" Introducing the ultimate candle for anyone who's tired of giving a f*ck - our "Zero Fucks Given" candle! Crassy & Sassy, this candle is the perfect way to tell the world that you're done caring about things...
$26.00
Let that Shit Go - Naughty Candle
"Let that Shit Go" Introducing the "Let that Shit Go" candle, because let's face it, life is just one big bowl of sunshine and rainbows, right? This candle is the perfect accessory for those moments when you feel like the...
$26.00
Bad Moms Club - Naughty Candle
"Bad Moms Club" This candle is a must-have for any mom who likes to break the rules and defy societal expectations. Because let's face it, being a mom is tough, and sometimes you just need to unwind with a glass...
$26.00
I'd have gotten you a more impressive gift... - Christmas Candle
I'd have gotten you a more impressive gift if you weren't already sleeping with me" The perfect gift for that special someone who already has it all - except for your undying love and devotion, of course. We present to...
$26.00
I am not Mean, I'm just too old to pretend I like you - Naughty Candle
"I am not Mean, I'm just too old to pretend I like you" Let's face it, as we get older, we become less willing to put up with people we don't like. Gone are the days of fake smiles and...
$26.00
Crazy Dog Lady - Naughty Candle
"Crazy Dog Lady" If you're someone who loves dogs more than people (and let's face it, who doesn't?), then this naughty candle is for you. Light it up and let the fragrance of wet dog, dog food, and chewed-up toys...
$26.00
Beware of Wife - Dog is Friendly - Naughty Candle
"Beware of Wife - Dog is Friendly" This candle boasts a fragrant blend of subtle notes of passive-aggressiveness and a hint of underlying resentment, all wrapped up in a warm and cozy aroma that will leave you feeling simultaneously comforted...
$25.00
