I'd have gotten you a more impressive gift... - Christmas Candle

I'd have gotten you a more impressive gift if you weren't already sleeping with me"

The perfect gift for that special someone who already has it all - except for your undying love and devotion, of course.

We present to you the "I'd have gotten you a more impressive gift if you weren't already sleeping with me" candle.

This amazing naughty candle boasts a scent that is both captivating and mysterious, much like the enigma that is your relationship. With notes of smugness, snarkiness, and a hint of regret, this candle is sure to set the mood for any occasion.

Whether you're celebrating an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or just want to remind your significant other that they're lucky to have you, this candle is the perfect gift.

So go ahead, light it up and bask in the warm glow of your own cleverness. After all, who needs a thoughtful gift when you have a candle that screams "I'm settling for you, but at least I have good taste in candles"?

Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.

• Long burn times - 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
• Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
• Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
• Free shipping - over $100

Don't miss out on the chance to show your significant other just how much you care - or don't care, as the case may be. Get your "I'd have gotten you a more impressive gift if you weren't already sleeping with me" candle today!

Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver.  Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?

We would like to express our sincere appreciation for your support and for choosing to shop with us.

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