It's Fine, I'm Fine, Everything's Fine - Naughty Candle
Ah yes, the universal battle cry of the mildly stressed but totally holding it together (probably). If your life feels like that frazzled cat on the label—wide-eyed, over-caffeinated, and one inconvenience away from losing it—then this candle is for you.
Infused with deep breaths, forced optimism, and just enough caffeine to pretend you have it all under control, this hand-poured coconut soy wax candle burns long, clean, and way more predictably than your emotions.
Light it up, take a sip of that coffee (or wine, we’re not judging), and let the soothing glow remind you: you’re fine. Everything’s fine. Probably.
Dark Horse Handcrafted – Because chaos smells better with a candle. 🔥🐱☕
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
- Long burn times - 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
- Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
- Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
- Free shipping - over $100
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
We would like to express our sincere appreciation for your support and for choosing to shop with us.
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Apple Jack: Fresh apples
Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon
Cinnamon Caramel: Cinnamon & Caramel
Cinnamon Vanilla: Cinnamon & Vanilla
Coconut Cream: Butter cream, coconut, creme caramel, vanilla cream, sugar
Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries
Duck Farts: Berries, bergamot, clove, lilies & hint of vanilla
Fresh Linen: Linen
Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal
Golden Tangerine: Neroli, orange, pineapple, raspberries, hint of gardenia
Lavender: Lavender
Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat
Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk
Peppermint: Peppermint
Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit
Pine: Pine & Birch
Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream
Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream
Unscented
