Beware of Wife - Dog is Friendly - Naughty Candle

Scent :

"Beware of Wife - Dog is Friendly"

This candle boasts a fragrant blend of subtle notes of passive-aggressiveness and a hint of underlying resentment, all wrapped up in a warm and cozy aroma that will leave you feeling simultaneously comforted and on edge.

But don't worry, the candle's name isn't just for show. If you happen to have a spouse who is less than welcoming to guests, this candle will serve as the perfect warning to all who enter your abode. And for those who may be hesitant to step inside, fear not - the dog is friendly, at least according to the candle.

Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.

  • Long burn times - 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
  • Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
  • Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
  • Free shipping - over $100

So light up this candle and let its wry humor fill your home with a delightful scent, while also sending a not-so-subtle message to all who may cross your threshold. After all, what's the point of having a candle if it can't also serve as a warning sign?

Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver.  Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?

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