I am not Mean, I'm just too old to pretend I like you - Naughty Candle

Scent :

"I am not Mean, I'm just too old to pretend I like you"

Let's face it, as we get older, we become less willing to put up with people we don't like. Gone are the days of fake smiles and forced pleasantries. Now, we just want to tell it like it is.

We've all been there. You're at a family gathering or a work function, and you're forced to make small talk with someone who you just can't stand. You've tried to be polite, but deep down, you know that you'd rather be anywhere else.

Well, with this candle, you can finally let your true feelings be known (in a passive-aggressive way, of course). Light it up and watch as your guests or co-workers start to feel a little uncomfortable, wondering if you're trying to send them a message.

And who knows, maybe this candle will attract some like-minded individuals who are tired of the fake niceties of modern society. Or maybe it'll just make you feel a little bit better about being a grumpy old person. Either way, it's worth a try.

Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.

  • Long burn times - 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
  • Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
  • Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
  • Free shipping - over $100

Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver.  Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?

We would like to express our sincere appreciation for your support and for choosing to shop with us.

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Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon

Cinnamon Caramel: Cinnamon & Caramel

Cinnamon Vanilla: Cinnamon & Vanilla

Coconut Cream: Butter cream, coconut, creme caramel, vanilla cream, sugar

Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries

Duck Farts: Berries, bergamot, clove, lilies & hint of vanilla

Fresh Linen: Linen

Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal

Golden Tangerine: Neroli, orange, pineapple, raspberries, hint of gardenia

Lavender: Lavender

Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat

Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk

Peppermint: Peppermint

Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit

Pine: Pine & Birch

Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream

Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream


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