I think you're an Asshole - Naughty Candle
"I think you're an asshole, but mom said I had to get you a gift"
This asshole candle is sure to make an unforgettable impression on anyone who receives it. With its bold and unapologetic message, this candle is the perfect way to show someone that you don't care about them, but you're doing it out of obligation.
Infused with notes of bitter resentment, passive-aggression, and a hint of "I told you so," this candle will fill any room with an air of contempt. The flickering flame will serve as a constant reminder to the recipient that they are not exactly your favorite person.
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
- Long burn times - 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
- Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
- Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
- Free shipping - over $100
So go ahead, give the gift of sarcasm and passive aggression with our "I think you're an asshole, but mom said I had to get you a gift" candle. It's the perfect way to say, "I don't care about you, but I'm checking the box." Order now and let the snark begin!
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
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