Light when Dad Farts - Naughty Candle
"Light when Dad Farts"
Behold, the candle that's here to save your nostrils from your dad's infamous gas attacks - the "Light when Dad Farts" candle! This naughty candle is not only a source of sweet fragrance, but also a beacon of hope for those who are tired of smelling the stinky aftermath of dad's flatulence.
Say goodbye to holding your breath or running for cover when dad unleashes his toxic gas. With this candle, you can breathe easy and enjoy your time with dad without having to worry about any unwanted smells.
But the true beauty of this candle lies in the hilarity it provides. It's a perfect gift for any dad with a sense of humor. Imagine the look on his face when he sees the label and realizes that his family knows all too well about his gaseous tendencies. This candle is sure to be a hit at any family gathering, party, or social event where a good laugh is needed.
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
- Long burn times - 9 oz (50+ hrs), 7.5 oz (40 hrs), 3.5 oz (20 hrs)
- Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
- Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
- Free shipping - over $100
So, if you want to bring joy and laughter into your dad's life while also keeping your nose from being assaulted by his bodily functions, the "Light when Dad Farts" candle is the way to go. Just remember, it doesn't actually light up when dad farts - but we won't tell if you want to pretend it does for added entertainment value.
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
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