Please Excuse the Mess - Naughty Candle

Scent :

"Please Excuse the Mess - Our standards have lowered with each child."

Do you have kids? Are you tired of constantly apologizing for the mess they leave behind? Look no further, because we have the perfect solution for you - the "Please Excuse the Mess - Our standards have lowered with each child" candle!

With its witty label, this candle lets your guests know that you're not a perfectionist and that you prioritize your children's happiness over a pristine home. It's the perfect way to embrace the chaos and let go of the need to constantly apologize for the clutter.

But don't be fooled - this candle isn't just for parents. It's also a great gift for anyone who needs a reminder to let go of their need for perfection and embrace the messiness of life. It's a great way to add some humor and lightheartedness to any home.

Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.

  • Long burn times - 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
  • Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
  • Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
  • Free shipping - over $100

So, if you're ready to let go of the stress that comes with keeping a perfect home and embrace the messiness of family life, the "Please Excuse the Mess - Our standards have lowered with each child" candle is a must-have. It's a candle that's sure to bring a smile to your face and remind you that your messy home is filled with love and happiness.

Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver.  Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?

We would like to express our sincere appreciation for your support and for choosing to shop with us.


Apple Jack: Fresh apples

Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon

Cinnamon Caramel: Cinnamon & Caramel

Cinnamon Vanilla: Cinnamon & Vanilla

Coconut Cream: Butter cream, coconut, creme caramel, vanilla cream, sugar

Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries

Duck Farts: Berries, bergamot, clove, lilies & hint of vanilla

Fresh Linen: Linen

Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal

Golden Tangerine: Neroli, orange, pineapple, raspberries, hint of gardenia

Lavender: Lavender

Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat

Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk

Peppermint: Peppermint

Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit

Pine: Pine & Birch

Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream

Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream



Our coconut soy candles bring together the best of both worlds. The beautiful creaminess of coconut wax with the stability of all natural soy wax. These candles burn elegantly slow, made with cotton wicks, they fill your room with lovely fragrances that are layered in their delivery.

100% all natural, coconut soy candles perform better than soy alone.

Made in small batches in Mayerthorpe, Alberta - we don't carry huge pre-made inventory so we can make them fresh, just for you.

We use only premium fragrance oils that are paraben and phthalate free.

7.5 oz

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