This Smells like we're going to have SEX - Naughty Candle

Scent :

"This Smells like we're going to have SEX"

We all know that sometimes words just don't cut it. You've tried winking, nudging, and dropping subtle hints, but your partner is still oblivious to your desires. That's where this candle comes in.

So, if you're tired of beating around the bush and want to get straight to the point, give this candle a try.

This naughty candle will take you on a journey to a world where the scent of desire fills the air and the passion burns like a raging fire. Set the tone for a raunchy romance novel, minus the cheesy dialogue and terrible plot.

And who knows, maybe your partner will appreciate your straightforwardness and reward you with a night of passion. Or they might just think you're a bit weird, but hey, at least you tried.

Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.

  • Long burn times - 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
  • Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
  • Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
  • Free shipping - over $100

So, if you're ready to take your relationship to the next level, grab a "This Smells like we're going to have sex" candle and get ready to ignite some passion. Just remember to use it responsibly, and keep it away from the kids and the in-laws.

Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver.  Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?

We would like to express our sincere appreciation for your support and for choosing to shop with us.

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Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon

Cinnamon Caramel: Cinnamon & Caramel

Cinnamon Vanilla: Cinnamon & Vanilla

Coconut Cream: Butter cream, coconut, creme caramel, vanilla cream, sugar

Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries

Duck Farts: Berries, bergamot, clove, lilies & hint of vanilla

Fresh Linen: Linen

Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal

Golden Tangerine: Neroli, orange, pineapple, raspberries, hint of gardenia

Lavender: Lavender

Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat

Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk

Peppermint: Peppermint

Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit

Pine: Pine & Birch

Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream

Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream


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