This Smells like we're going to have SEX - Naughty Candle
"This Smells like we're going to have SEX"
We all know that sometimes words just don't cut it. You've tried winking, nudging, and dropping subtle hints, but your partner is still oblivious to your desires. That's where this candle comes in.
So, if you're tired of beating around the bush and want to get straight to the point, give this candle a try.
This naughty candle will take you on a journey to a world where the scent of desire fills the air and the passion burns like a raging fire. Set the tone for a raunchy romance novel, minus the cheesy dialogue and terrible plot.
And who knows, maybe your partner will appreciate your straightforwardness and reward you with a night of passion. Or they might just think you're a bit weird, but hey, at least you tried.
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
- Long burn times - 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
- Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
- Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
- Free shipping - over $100
So, if you're ready to take your relationship to the next level, grab a "This Smells like we're going to have sex" candle and get ready to ignite some passion. Just remember to use it responsibly, and keep it away from the kids and the in-laws.
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
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Apple Jack: Fresh apples
Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon
Cinnamon Caramel: Cinnamon & Caramel
Cinnamon Vanilla: Cinnamon & Vanilla
Coconut Cream: Butter cream, coconut, creme caramel, vanilla cream, sugar
Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries
Duck Farts: Berries, bergamot, clove, lilies & hint of vanilla
Fresh Linen: Linen
Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal
Golden Tangerine: Neroli, orange, pineapple, raspberries, hint of gardenia
Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat
Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk
Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit
Pine: Pine & Birch
Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream
Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream