Welcome to the Shit Show - Naughty Candle
"Welcome to the Shit Show - I hope you brought alcohol"
Are you tired of pretending like everything is okay when clearly it's not? Are you ready to embrace the chaos and make the best out of a crappy situation? Look no further, because this candle is here to help set the mood for your next shit show!
This naughty candle is the perfect way to welcome your guests to your own personal circus. Whether you're hosting a dysfunctional family dinner, a virtual happy hour with your coworkers, or just trying to survive another day of quarantine, this candle will create the perfect ambiance for you to kick back, relax, and watch the world burn.
And don't worry about offending anyone with the sassy message printed on the label - because let's be real, if they can't handle a little bit of humor in a tough situation, they probably shouldn't be invited to your shit show in the first place.
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
- Long burn time - 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
- Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
- Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
- Free shipping - over $100
So go ahead, light up this candle, pour yourself a drink (or three), and embrace the madness that is life. After all, as the saying goes, "when life gives you lemons, light a strong-ass Monkey Fart scented candle and laugh at the chaos".
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
We would like to express our sincere appreciation for your support and for choosing to shop with us.
Apple Jack: Fresh apples
Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon
Cinnamon Caramel: Cinnamon & Caramel
Cinnamon Vanilla: Cinnamon & Vanilla
Coconut Cream: Butter cream, coconut, creme caramel, vanilla cream, sugar
Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries
Duck Farts: Berries, bergamot, clove, lilies & hint of vanilla
Fresh Linen: Linen
Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal
Golden Tangerine: Neroli, orange, pineapple, raspberries, hint of gardenia
Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat
Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk
Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit
Pine: Pine & Birch
Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream
Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream