What the Fuck - Naughty Candle
Some days, words fail you. Other days, only a candle can truly capture the WTF energy of your life. This one is for those moments when reality is just… too much. Infused with exasperation, disbelief, and the deep, soul-searching question of “HOW is this my problem?”, this candle is basically a warm hug for your overworked, underappreciated sanity.
Hand-poured with 100% natural coconut soy wax, it burns longer than your patience and smells way better than whatever fresh nonsense just landed in your inbox.
Light it up, take a deep breath, and remember: you may not have all the answers, but at least your space smells fantastic.
Dark Horse Handcrafted – Helping you cope, one wick at a time. 🔥🤯
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
- Long burn times - 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
- Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
- Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
- Free shipping - over $100
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
We would like to express our sincere appreciation for your support and for choosing to shop with us.
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Apple Jack: Fresh apples
Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon
Cinnamon Caramel: Cinnamon & Caramel
Cinnamon Vanilla: Cinnamon & Vanilla
Coconut Cream: Butter cream, coconut, creme caramel, vanilla cream, sugar
Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries
Duck Farts: Berries, bergamot, clove, lilies & hint of vanilla
Fresh Linen: Linen
Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal
Golden Tangerine: Neroli, orange, pineapple, raspberries, hint of gardenia
Lavender: Lavender
Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat
Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk
Peppermint: Peppermint
Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit
Pine: Pine & Birch
Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream
Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream
Unscented
